pretty much I'm amazing
Tonight I went on a double date - minigolfing - with Brian and his rooommate and a girl that the roommate had asked out. I started out not doing so great but quickly got the hang of things and understood how to harness my strength and get my extremely large muscles to do exactly as I please. P.S. I had a great coach. But anyway, so I was able to finally get a hole in one... and then we came to the last hole. You know, the rip-off one that you have to do and it steals your ball so you can't go back around the course again. And they always say that if you get a hole in one you win something - whatever it is... So anyway, I got a hole in one. And there wasn't any kind of cheering or siren or anything. So I thought I didn't win anything. Luckily Brian asked someone who works there what happens when you get a hole in one... and apparently you get a free game of minigolf. And then we left. On our way out, I picked up another certificate off the ground for a free round. So I guess that Brian and I have a free date next weekend or sometime before June 30. Yes, yes, I know... I'll be signing autographs all evening.
After minigolf we went to Ben and Jerry's. Be sure to try the Mango Lime Sorbet if you get a chance... it's amazing.
After minigolf we went to Ben and Jerry's. Be sure to try the Mango Lime Sorbet if you get a chance... it's amazing.
posted by jm at 11:52 PM
3 Comments:
Listen up baby girl. You don't need this parasite you call a coach. He is just along for the ride. Ditch the baggage and go for the gold, solo. He is holding you back and you know it.
Hey, why didn't you come talk to me tonight? Like you stop by and don't even say hi to me personally. Lame. Seriously though, you rock anyway.
Baby girl?
Parasite?
Baggage?
Who are you? Like... the devil?
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